BLAIR WITCHY

dress c/o away we vintage , thrifted flannel, my salvation antler necklace, melrose trading jewelry, skull necklace made by me

It really erks me when people are concerned with my eating habits. I eat more than almost any female my age that I know of, and guess what? I then work out. A normal amount. Just because every other 26 year old American woman is overweight does not mean I am anorexic. Just to clear that up. Have you seen my gross buff muscles? Ha. But seriously, this whole old-lady-crippled-foot thing is really harshin' my physical mellow. I can't run, I definitely can't jump, and I can only wear some of my shoes. Ahhhh. Injuries are TERRIBLE when you are into fitness. Especially when you eat like an obese middle aged male. Send good vibes to my feet, will you?

Outfit deets. I wear long dresses about as often as I wear pants, but I fell in love with this dress. I love the zipper down the front, the corset-tied detail on the sides, the slit down the middle, and the print. I of course had to spice up the muted fabric with some neon. And how pissed do I look in these photos? Man, no wonder people always think I am upset or hate them. Look at that face! 

As Jean Greige had posted, Margaret is back!! Freaking finally. No more internet vacations, okay?

PS. Just started a lookbook and so far, so lame. Mine, that is. And seriously? People on there messaging me to ask me to promote their blog/lookbook on my blog? Get out of here.

A pump-up song to leave you with.

MUDFLAP SKIRT

 cut up thrifted skirt and top, luckyvintage purse, sam edelman shoes, thrifted belt, my salvation ladder necklace, aa crossback bra

I did a fast and terrible job when cutting this skirt. After trying it on, I decided I kind of liked the raw edges where I cut. Until I went outside and had the wind pounding against me, I hadn't thought of this outfit being anything less than a weird pile up of Sahara desert witch doctor in space...but then I realized I just look like a dweeb from The Matrix, or some sort of anime weirdo who idolizes JP from Grandmas Boy. Probably due to the combination of the already-there slit in the back of the skirt, and the black sunglasses that actually belong to Cody. Pictured below is what he was wearing while shooting these photos. A pink shirt with homemade 3D nipples on it. Typical.

Since I have not let this purse off of my shoulder in about, oh, 2 weeks, it's safe to assume I am obsessed with it. I just can't get enough of those little flingy leather pieces. And don't get used to this straight hair business. I hate my hair straight, as it accentuates the the most insane jawline ever found on a female. I just hadn't washed it in a good week or so and instead of being a good hair stylist, I slapped on color with my hands, rinsed out the tips without shampooing, and quickly blow dried it the easiest way possible. So there you have it. Dried crusty hair color on this dirty head.

Since I am infatuated with Etsy, I thought I would share with you a few things from my always expanding "favorites" page on there. Feel free to purchase any of these and send them to me for my upcoming birthday. Or get yourself an early Christmas present and I'll be happy for you.

Rainbow hammock   Third Eye body chain  Dragon tattoo pants   Inverted cross bralette   Carved shell skull   3 spike cuff    Spiked friendship bracelet    Vintage Aztec Levi cut offs  Suede lace-up boots  Tie-dye bralette  Moonstone occult necklace  Leather Tuareg bag   Black denim shorts with camels  1980s wide belt   Multi cross chain necklace  Shark print leggings   Arabic script ring  Metal-toed snakeskin boots

Those are only a few of very many favorites. Hope you enjoy!

BABES IN NEBRASKA PT. 3

Here we have my hottie-tottie gal Alyssa. On top of being a rad "geek" of sorts, this lil' lady not only wears awesome clothing, but makes awesome clothing as well. After getting these Black Milk leggings, she has decided to make her own fly leggings in a similar fashion. (we have a fabric store here called Cosmic Cow where she has purchased the craziest prints - and how cool is that store name?) I can't wait to wear some. 

Oh, and I gave her that hair that she so effortlessly rocks.

TSHIRTS N' SEQUINS

yumena melody skull necklace, lanaredman dagger necklace, vintage cut up shirt, thrifted shorts, unknown bandeau, namibian bracelets

I don't typically wear sequins. In fact, I think the only other sequined item I own would be a pair of shorts which hardly ever make it out of my insanely packed dresser. But, for this raggedy old top I gave in. 

I found a blog that I cannot believe I have never come across before and I think I am in love. ET IN ARCADIA EGO, though if you're following my twitter, you already know. Holy cow I could stare at this girl and her amazing clothing all day. I've always said I was annoyed that I wasn't born Asian, and this girl cements that statement in stone. 

I leave you with two tunes. The first is my favorite Beach Boys track (I know, I know). The next is Can. Long song, great drums, raw voice. Everything progresses into more energy as the song goes on. Nothing better than a crackly, I-just-woke-up, smoker voice. Sexual.

CASEY CRIPPLE

stash necklace c/o peeko.ca, old leopard leggings, vintage snake boots from cafarellajen, lavenderlemon bell sleeve sweater, luckyvintage purse

This weekend has been quite the bruiser. Decided to get in the spirit and tailgate. Ended up at some giant outdoor show with a band that covered 90s music, so naturally I was having a blast. Wearing bellbottoms and boots that were too big, we hopped a fence after the band finished and I didn't quite land right. I've been on crutches since then. So lame! Today has been much better, as I am able to put on shoes. These snake skin boots, in fact. They are actually padded inside, and quite comfortable. Of course, I was hobbling around in them, and am now back on a couch being lazy and healing more. As time goes on, the more bazaar my outfits are becoming. Leopard leggings that I had stuffed in the back of one of my drawers, snake boots, and an oversized bell sleeved sweater seemed to be the best choice for today. A little from a few different eras. This oversized bell sleeved top from Lavenderlemon is so comfortable and the perfect knit for what I have been looking for.  I thought it would be cooler out, but this month has been surprisingly hot...so I was kind of roasting in this getup today. Oh, I'm pretty hyped on my pouch necklace from Peeko. Perfect for my painkiller stash. 

Time to dose up and chillax with some friends while drowning in 70s music. Peace.

BABES IN NEBRASKA PT. 2

thrifted dress, belt, and jewelry, UO tights and rock necklace, vera wang simply vera shoes, minx nail

One of my main squeezes and co-worker, Madi. You'll hear me talk about this chick a lot here, mainly because when her and I get together it tends to get a little crazy/sarcastic/giggly/other, with a lot being placed in the 'other' category. Even more than me, Madi finds amazing things mostly from thrifting. Bargain queen to the max, right here. 

OCTOBER HEAT

animal blouse c/o the youth haus, d.a.r.e. top from las cruxes, boots from uo, luckyvintage purse, f21 shorts, under the pyramids triangle necklace

If you are a blogger you know that you can see what people have put into search engines that result in a link to your blog that they have clicked on. After being rather perplexed by a good portion of these words and phrases, I have decided to keep a little sticky-note list of a few strange ones. I wish that I had started this list sooner, as some of the earlier search inputs have been absolutely nutso, but the idea lightbulb in my brain didn't turn on until recently. Here is a list I have compiled of a few odd series of words that have lead people to this blog.

• Big boobs make me look slutty
• being married is cool because
• moo moo diapers
• freckleface nude
• clarissa explains it all ass pics
• bad case of freckleface
• who writes strawberry freckleface blog??
• why does roberta tape boobs
• deviant behavior ages 4-12
• obsessing over illuminati+am i going insane
• redhead freckle face africans
• romantic and hot pictures
• cicada face
• std that make your neck hurt
• albinopeople.org
• pictures of healing cuts
• where is strawberry freckleface?

What are some crazy things that you've come across in this category?

Next order of business, the outfit. A few things I am really diggin' on my bod here. First off, this insane-awesome sheer vintage blouse with every animal print you could want on a top (minus snake) from The Youth Haus. Rock and roll/grunge/90s vintage to the max. They put up discount codes and new items on their FB often. I <3 discount codes. Before I ever order anything online, which is what I typically do, I always check to see if the store has a discount code. Sales and codes make me all happy-dizzy inside because I feel like I just got lucky and cheated, which isn't the case obviously. But still, good feeling to have. Slight adrenaline rush, amiright?

The D.A.R.E cut off top is from LasCruxes, another sick vintage and repurposed shop. I have worn this shirt probably too much this past week. It is perfect for high waisted cut off shorts with the asymmetry from the front to the back. I am cutting my clothes up like crazy lately. If it's not asymmetrical, make it so. If there aren't holes, rip some. No raw edges? Shred the crap out of it. Nothing better than being almost 27 and looking like a hobo. Oh, Madi put some pink/salmon color in my hair. I was bored with what I had. Hair ADD.


A little old tune for you to enjoy. One that I listen to way too loud while driving.