I obviously don't need to do any explaining unless you guys are complete MORONS. But I know you aren't. Anna has the body of my plastic roommate, the mannequin, and reminds me that being a ginger with pale skin is da bomb. Her style is UH-MAZING. And I'm not sure anyone has ever inspired me to wear Hawaiian print button up tops...ever. Until now. So basically, Anna, you already know this but I am completely obsessing over you and your hot self. Whew, good to get that off of my chest. Everyone check out my internet crush and the real strawberry freckleface, Anna-Christina. Prepare to hate yourself.
Also, it is my birthday. Late twenties. Basically thirty. We will say thirty. Did you know they are discontinuing Chaser pills? So dumb.