Sunday, April 29, 2012

꒾ AMAZING ꒾

lenni vintage shorts, thrifted top and purse, vintage boots

I'm going to have to give myself a pat on the back for my recent dollar sale thrift excursion; this weird wool-nylon blend sweater probably ranks highest. No, that is not a black cropped top underneath, but instead a tighter knit section of the same shirt. Well that takes care of that. Just add a simple bandeau in place of a bra, and you've got a nice pancake-smushed-boob bod ready for 60 degree dumb weather with no other unnecessary layering.

The shorts were sent to me awhile back from the amaaaazing Lenni of Lenni Vintage, and I am stoked that it's finally almost that time of year again for itty bitty clothing. I recently re-watched some Louis CK and I admire his disgust for overused words that completely debilitate the actual meaning. "Amazing" is one of his hated dampened words that everyone throws around. CK has a friend who exclaims how amazing his bucket of chicken wings is, to which CK replies something like "Wow, really?  You just made the rest of your life boring by comparison.  If those chicken wings are 'amazing', what are you going to say when Jesus comes back?" Anyway, I bring this up because Lenni Vintage DOES have amazing shorts. Perfect patterned tassel-y upholstery shorts. Amazing. Comparable, even, to the apocalypse. That is assuming the apocalypse will be amazing. I NEVER EXAGGERATE AND I ONLY EVER USE WORDS THAT ARE APPROPRIATE. I AM A GENIUS.

On a non-exaggerated note, I think I'm dying. I have a strange whistling windy noise in my ears that is driving me insane. It's been going on for days now and it's getting worse. It's as if I was just at a loud concert on an airplane underwater. I don't know how I haven't ripped my brain out yet. 

Look at Sticky.


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16 comments:

  1. Love these photos! Great outfit, especially liking your top.

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  2. Those shorts are [insert appropriate adjective that is positive]. I CONSTANTLY think about the overuse of meaningful words etc. Not even joking.
    And now I don't know how to say 'I like your outfit' in a better way without using a really annoying word...

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  3. Sounds like you might have an amazing ear infection.

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  4. Those are indeed pretty amazing shorts, haha :)

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  5. Love the shorts and bag! Oh and Sticky too :) Hope the noise in your ears stops soon, that would drive me insane! :) xx

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  6. Ahh these shorts are perfect!

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  7. Soo those shorts are the chicest looking sofa/curtain shorts I have ever laid eyeballs on and I mean that in a good way. Hope you feel better lady!

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  8. Yes, you're amazing!!! and your doggie's super cute!!! (>w<)

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  9. That last image is just damn adorable! Also hope you sort your hearing out soon, that sounds so annoying :(

    http://lilylovelock.blogspot.co.uk/

    x

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  10. Those shorts ARE indeed amazing! Please don't go dying, that wouldn't be nice at all. In other words, hope you feel better soon.

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  11. oh yeah, the apocalypse will be amazing. and yesss louis ck, he is my hero. like real deal, no exaggeration. and, yeah, the shorts totally qualify as amazing.

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  12. OMG she looks fake. How is she real?! That picture of her on Instagram, half asleep, KILLED ME. Also, I am the most hyperbolic person known to man. Everything is amazing. Those shorts, though? Especially so.

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  13. I seriously love all your outfits! Those shorts are so beautiful!



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